I need a real Rick Roll.

So you know what's cool about the Rick Roll?
Despite the fact that it's stuck in the most hilarious places online, it can still become quite a tiresome event. However, the mere fact that the song itself is friggin' awesome is enough to make every Rick Roll survivable.
Rick Astley recorded an awesome song. Period.

HOWEVER, the integrity of the Rick Roll has been threatened. 'Never Gonna Give You Up' has been recorded by a young lady by the name of Ashley Tisdale. Of High School Musical fame.

FIRST OFF, the High School Musical series is the biggest slap in the face to film, celebrity, music, television, and basically anything you can think of. They are a total detriment to society. How they became successful is unknown to me. Even as a small child with a simple mind, I would be able to spot how horrendous the films are.
What it really comes down to, is those movies suck.
And NOW, one of the stars of that franchise is branching into recording pop music. Now, pop music itself is generally pretty bad, and with some of those artists we got out there, the stars of High School Musical should feel right at home. Had she been fine with that status, we could've left it right where it was.
UNFORTUNATELY, she decided to go out and ruin one of the greatest songs of 1980's. I hate her for it. She had no right.

Burn in hell, Ashley Tisdale.